Doctor, Doctor!

"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! I think I'm a snail!!"
"Don't worry. We'll soon have you out of your shell."


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! I'm *SHRINKING*!!"
"Now, now, you'll just have to be a little patient."


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! I think I'm a pack of cards!"
"I'll deal with you later."


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! I think I'm a pair of curtains!"
"Pull yourself together.


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! I think I'm a bridge!"
"What's come over you?"
"A big truck, two buses and a lot of cars."


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! My daughter has swallowed my pen! What should I do?"
"Use a pencil."


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! I think I'm a spoon!"
"Still still and don't stir."


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! I think I'm invisible!"
"Next Please!"


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! I swallowed my harmonica!"
"Well, looking on the bright side, at least you weren't playing a grand piano."


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! I think I'm a bell!"
"Take these pills. If they don't help give me a ring."


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!"
"Didn't I see you yesterday?"


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"Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me! Sometimes I feel like a wigwam and sometimes I feel like a teepee!"
"You're two tents."