Grooms Beware!

He didn't like my pudding, and he didn't like my cake.

My biscuits were too hard, not like his mother used to make.


I didn't perk the coffee, and I didn't make the stew,

I didn't mend his socks like his mother used to do.


As I pondered for an answer, I was looking for a clue.

So I turned and boxed his ears, like his mother used to do.

Where would you find Pharaoh ants?

Pharaoh ants are a serious nuisance pest in hospitals, rest homes, apartments, hotels, grocery stores, and other buildings.

They feed on a wide variety of foods including soft drinks, greases, jellies, honey, shortening, peanut butter, fruit juices, baked goods, dead insects, and even shoe polish. Also, pharaoh ants gnaw holes in silk, rayon, and rubber goods.

In hospitals, these foraging ants have been found in surgical wounds, I.V. solutions, sealed packs of sterile dressing, water in flower displays, and water pitchers.
Pharoah ants mechanically transmit diseases and contaminate sterile materials.

Marriage One-Liners

~ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

~ A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".

Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

~ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

~ A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" \Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

~ Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

~ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

~ Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.